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Two dysfunctional couples rent a modern luxury desert home for the weekend hoping to sort out their messed-up lives. Just as they are about to settle in for a fun night, a neighbour turns up at their front door saying she has car trouble. And that's when the murderous trouble really starts. Because without knowing it, the four friends have landed slap-bang in the wrong violent ...。女主岁华和男主玄霄是六界最后两位上古神，二人按神族习俗结为夫妻，约定一生一世一双人，恩爱千年。神魔大战时魔神被封印，玄霄为岁华挡剑受伤，岁华四处寻找办法为玄霄疗伤，却在终于寻到方法时偶然中发现玄霄出轨仙娥露盈，背着自己偷情。安娜公主不仅人长得漂亮，歌声也十分甜美。岂料这天邪恶的派文嘉趁大家不注意，绑架了美丽的安娜公主。当他们逃走时经过一处贫穷的小山村时，刚巧路过的村女爱丽嘉目睹了派文嘉的恶行，于是挺身而出救了公主。这时安娜公主才发现，爱丽嘉竟然和自己长得一模一样！与此同时，邻国的国王杜明尼经过这里，误将爱丽嘉认作了安娜公主，对她一见倾心。最终这对真假公主会怎么收场，有情人又能否终成眷属？。